I don’t know where to even start
[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*
TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES
ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?
when boys send u dick pics send them this gif
Anonymous said: You two are not fit for raising a child. I feel bad for your kid.
I mean she may only be 7 months old but so far she hasn’t sent anyone anon hate so I think we’re doing better job than your parents did, just saying.
that was brutal
Forever fluctuating between ‘I’m completely career driven, I’m going to absolutely work my ass off to get to where I want to be, fuck anyone who gets in my way’ and ‘can’t I just stay in bed and watch films and cuddle all day’.